The article from The Gateway Pundit (dated March 17, 2026) mocks liberals who threaten to flee "Trump's America" due to policies like stricter immigration enforcement, pointing out the irony that most never actually leave and that other countries enforce borders far more rigorously than the U.S. ever has. It's classic partisan snark, suggesting these folks would face a harsh reality check abroad where "open borders" aren't a thing.
If we're extending that thought to the most extreme "get me out of here" fantasy — say, ditching the U.S. entirely for North Korea — oh boy, the process becomes hilariously straightforward for any sufficiently committed upset libtard. Step one: book a flight to Beijing or Vladivostok, because direct U.S.-DPRK travel isn't exactly Delta's forte. From there, contact the North Korean embassy or tour operator (yes, they still run tightly controlled group visits for foreigners who pass vetting). Declare your undying admiration for the Juche ideology, the Supreme Leader, and how you've finally seen the light after years of capitalist oppression. Bonus points if you bring a binder full of anti-imperialist manifestos and photos of yourself burning an American flag on social media.
Immigration approval is a breeze, submit your application praising the DPRK's flawless human rights record, zero tolerance for dissent, and world-beating equality (everyone starves equally, comrade!). No pesky background checks on your pronouns or vaccine status required; they just want ideological purity. Once approved, hop on the rare approved flight or train across the border, hand over your passport forever (they'll hold it for "safekeeping"), and enjoy your new life of mandatory morning exercises, state-approved art, and 24/7 state media blasting how great everything is. Free healthcare? Sure, if you don't mind the occasional famine or lack of modern medicine. Gender-affirming care? Probably not on the menu unless it's state-mandated conformity. And best of all, no more rude Trump voters or problematic free speech to trigger you, just pure, unadulterated collectivism where criticizing the government gets you the VIP reeducation experience.
Packing tips: leave your rainbow flags and iPhone at home (internet is a myth there anyway), and brush up on your goose-stepping. Deportation back to the fascist U.S.? Unlikely — they prefer to keep converts as living propaganda. So yes, super easy, no barriers at all. What could possibly go wrong? Safe travels, snowflakes — don't let the door of reality hit you on the way to paradise!
https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/03/liberals-claiming-they-are-fleeing-trumps-america-rude/